PRIVACY NOTICE
Last updated: 26 October 2026
Who runs this site
White House Yeet (whitehouseyeet.fun) is an independent satire project. For anything about your data, including access, correction or deletion, write to [email protected].
The short version
- No accounts, no cookies, no ads, no analytics scripts, no trackers and no wallet connection.
- Playing stores nothing on our side. Your local record and settings stay in your own browser.
- Only if you submit a score to the leaderboard do we store a nickname you choose and your best results.
What stays in your browser
The site uses your browser's local storage, not cookies, for your local best score, achievements, discovered events, sound and motion settings, and, once you use the leaderboard, a random player key and your nickname. You can clear all of it at any time by clearing this site's data in your browser.
What the leaderboard stores
When you submit a round, we store:
- the nickname you chose;
- your best distance, bonus, bounce count and round seed for the current week and of all time, with the time it was achieved;
- a keyed hash of the random player key that ties these scores to your browser. We cannot turn it back into the key.
We do not store your IP address, email, name, device details or any wallet address. To stop abuse, the server keeps short-lived counters derived from a keyed hash of your IP address and the date; they expire after one hour. Used round tickets are deleted after one day.
Why
We use these data only to run the leaderboard you chose to join and to keep it free of spam and cheating. That is the legal basis: providing the feature you asked for and our legitimate interest in preventing abuse. Nothing is sold, shared for advertising or used for profiling, political or otherwise.
How long
- Weekly scores: deleted after 90 days.
- Your nickname and all-time best for the HALL OF FAME: kept until you delete them.
- Anti-abuse counters: one hour. Used tickets: one day.
Where
The site, the leaderboard and its database run on Cloudflare, which processes these data on our behalf. The database is hosted in Cloudflare's Eastern Europe region. Like any web host, Cloudflare handles your IP address to deliver the pages and protect them from attacks, and gives us only aggregated traffic statistics.
Your rights
- Delete everything instantly with DELETE MY LEADERBOARD DATA in the LEADERBOARD section, or ask us by email.
- Ask for a copy of your data, correct your nickname or object to the processing at [email protected].
- Complain to your data protection authority. In Romania that is ANSPDCP (dataprotection.ro).
Children
The leaderboard is not meant for children under 16. If you are under 16, please play without submitting a nickname.
Changes
If this notice changes, the date at the top changes too. Material changes will also be noted on the home page.